In my continued hunt for perfect happiness in my working life(!), I am currently testing the route of ‘portfolio career’, that is juggling several jobs at once. It seems to suit my inability to commit to any one career path (prospective employers, please read “adaptable, multi-skilled and open-minded”). More appropriately, perhaps, it offers the variety oh so sought after by me.
This quest leads me, this morning, to an unexpected happy ten minutes in a greasy spoon, thanks to beans on toast and a cuppa for an insignificant £2.90! Opposite Marylebone station, in this ‘proper caff’ – run by Italians but as London as it comes – service is fast and friendly, the clientele pleasingly varied, and the food astonishingly cheap.
But my trip to North West London wasn’t just to watch the world go by from Gino’s Coffee Bar. I was waiting to go to an interview at “the world’s most famous address” – 221b Baker Street, of course. Not that this is a real address just as its late 19th and early 20th century tenants, Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson were, I regret to reveal, entirely fictional.
Nevertheless, there is a deerstalker shaped space in my heart that he snugly fits into and I had thought, upon stumbling across an advert for positions at the one and only Sherlock Holmes Museum set at the made-up address, that it would perfectly break up the monotony of my primary sitting-at-computer activity. What could be more antithetical than dressing up in a Victorian maid’s outfit and helping shuffle excited tourists around a teensy terraced house, ram-packed with old artefacts and make-believe? Nothing!, I hear you cry. Well then, that’s exactly why I’m here.
I could also – just about – kid myself that this could be filed under ‘arts, heritage and education’ in the career world, and so it sort of fits somehow into what my brain and pride can just about justify as ‘worth doing’, rather than merely ‘a bit of a laugh’ or, even, ‘laughable’…
When I make the move from my new favourite caff to Baker Street it is no hard feat finding the museum, thanks to the already large queue of people outside. At the front is a young spotty man dressed in a Victorian policeman’s outfit (obviously) and he points me past the gift shop to another small shop-front looking entrance. I step straight into it to find myself in someone else’s interview: arriving early has backfired as there’s nowhere to wait so I’m ushered straight back out.
Two false starts later and a solid blonde German woman is telling me about the job and asking if I have the required skills. I patiently give her a verbal run through of my CV, as, curiously, she must have missed the fact that I PATENTLY do from the written version she’s obviously never read. I think her main concern though is how much of my valuable time I’m willing to give over: the requisite three days I tell her. All good. But, I add, no two days back to back due to other work commitments…
Uh oh, wrong thing to say, as I find myself suddenly at the ‘do I have any questions’ for her stage of the interview, and calculating that we can’t be even ten minutes in. I can almost feel a big fat X hanging over me. Still I reckon I can erase it and win her over on charm, chat and the common ground of our fondness for the consulting detective…
.. or maybe not. I am exiting the weird Baker Street shop-front office in the knowledge that I’m unlikely to receive even a cursory phone call or email from them: no news equals no job. Turns out our solid blonde is not that chatty, nor that big of a Sherlock fan. Well, I actually am, so I take advantage of her offer to visit the museum gratis (doubtful I’d ever part with £15 to get inside). Recompense for my wasted time, I think, queue-hopping and passing the Victorian policeman again.
My overriding memories of the museum are the narrowness of the staircases, slightly stale rooms stuffed to the garters with era appropriate furnishings and curios, the odd creepy wax work, and a small queue of visitors wishing to briefly warm the chamber-pot with their bottoms. A lengthy video from the museum website shows you pretty much all of it without needing to visit.
I have a brief chat with a sniffly maid who is ushering visitors into different rooms. Like 90% of the employees there, she is an actor, making ends meet whilst waiting for auditions and other jobs to come along. Though she is generally positive about the people, flexibility and pay, I can’t help but find it all a little dispiriting, any enthusiasm I previously had now probably wallowing at the bottom of the aforementioned chamber pot.
I consign this experience to the dustbin and feel the wood and the trees closing in once more. I read an article* recently to inspire those in a rut or transitional stage in their working lives, which persuasively argued that one should answer the inevitable ‘what do you do?’ question with what you aspire to do. My answer, therefore, is that I am an anthropologically grounded social impact arts, education and sustainable development activist, world travelling, multi-lingual writer and documentary maker. Who says that can’t be a job? No?
Bugger it, maybe I’ll just apply for the Foreign Office. At least civil servant, with its sibilance, slithers off the tongue.
So, conclusion in all of this? I’m sure finding a career shouldn’t be this complicated. Plus, cheap baked beans and a good cup of tea – that’s one thing I’d go back to Baker Street for.
*annoyingly I can’t find the article now but it came from these guys.