This was my third interview. Would it be third time lucky?
Interview number 1.
In a surprisingly sombre office, the first interview barely counted: 15 minutes with my interviewer, which I mistakenly took as being a good sign. I thought that it meant my CV and application had just screamed out ‘Hire Me!’ and that the face to face bit was a mere formality. After all, it was for a receptionist job – a position I’d held a good three times in the early years of my working life – and I’d been called for the interview the very same day I’d applied. I probably went in feeling over-confident and quite possibly treated my interviewer as an equal rather than my potential future manager; she can’t have been three years older than me.
What I hadn’t yet understood is how TV recruitment works: fast, casual, and on feeling. Although we both knew that I could do a receptionist job standing on my head, her feeling might have been that I wasn’t cut out to be her subordinate. At least I got some feedback – competent, intelligent (!) but probably more suited to production. Oh, and not available quickly enough. Like I said, TV recruitment needs arise, and need to be sorted, fast.
Interview number 2.
Interview number two was for a slightly more challenging role: Office and Executive Assistant. These probably don’t sound very much like telly roles to a non-TV person, and quite a lot like your average ‘office job’, which I’ve been steadfastly avoiding for the whole of my working life… Well, they pretty much are office jobs, but in a bit more of an interesting and creative environment. I’ve worked out that I’m good at organising, coordinating, anticipating, communicating – doing all the bitty things. And creative industries need people like that to Get Shit Done.
So, whilst I work on flexing that less tangible creative muscle (known as editorial in TV-land) or picking up the technical aspects of production through personal pursuits, I’ve decided my best path currently is to play to my strengths within the industry by making myself utterly indispensable on the logistical side. Especially as I’d be laughed out of the room if I tried to get anyone to take me seriously as a producer or researcher at this point in time!
I left my second interview high as a kite, feeling like it couldn’t have gone better. One of the interviewers was finishing my sentences, and so I let her believe everything she wanted to about me. There were no awkward moments, I got to ‘sell’ myself, and I was in there for double the time they’d initially said. By the end I was being asked about my hobbies and holidays. Surely things don’t get any better than that?
I skip out of the bright, young, funky and friendly office, fully expecting to be asked for a second interview the following week, as that was the timeline I’d been given. I even start researching and preparing for the next round.
A week goes by and, no matter how many times I refresh my inbox, no ‘We’d like to invite you for a second interview’ email arrives. Inexplicable! I was awesome! Wasn’t I…? I start to panic, as the ‘no news is good news’ mantra isn’t doing it any more. A quick google of ‘what to do when you don’t hear back from a job interview’ and I feel somewhat reassured. I plan for a follow up email in a few days time, cos I’ll surely get a response either way, right?
Well, apparently, three weeks can go by since an interview, two weeks since you were told you would hear back, and a week and a half since a follow up email, and it is acceptable in the TV industry – or from the interviewers of this company – to not respond. At all.
No time to dwell, though, as, in the meantime, another company has got in touch with me to conduct an informal phone interview AND I’ve made it through to the second face to face stage…
Interview number 3.
This company and its offices are the biggest and most impressive yet, although a bit more traditional feeling. They also smell of someone’s curry lunch. I’m here to try to become the Development Team Assistant – the best title I’ve interviewed for thus far. On arrival I find that my phone interviewer, and one of the intended interviewers of today, is off sick. Consequently I’ll just be meeting with the Director of Development. He is the person I probably have to impress the most but the one I will have less contact with of the two. I have no idea if this is a good thing or not.
On leaving the interview, I still have no idea. I feel, bizarrely, like I haven’t had an interview at all. Not in the standard sense, in any case. As in, I’m not actually sure if I was asked any questions, or particularly had the opportunity to talk about myself…
I learnt a lot about the company and the details of the role and about the person (my interviewer) and people whom I would be assisting. It is as if it were purely down to me to decide whether or not the role and company appealed. Whether or not I appealed to the company is, well, a mystery to me. When it came to the inevitable end question of ‘do you have any questions for me?’, I almost returned it straight back! I chose, more diplomatically, to ask him if he wanted me to elaborate on anything, as it’s difficult to shoe-horn in one’s carefully prepared responses to all those standard interview questions that you’ll definitely get asked when you actually don’t get asked them.
I’m left, then, with no sense of where this is going. Is it possible in this case that my CV and initial phone interview really did scream ‘Hire Me’ this time, and the face to face was literally that: ‘Hello, here’s my face, my arms, my legs, the expressions that I make’, and how bright, calm or personable I am? And how will my face, arms, legs, eyebrow wiggles and general persona compare to those of the other people coming in for this non-interview interview experience? Is this more of the casual TV, ‘on feeling’ way of recruiting?
I won’t know for a few days yet, but I’ve been sincerely promised that I will hear back either way. On this note, I decide it’s time for me to follow up on the ghosting experience I seem to be going through since interview number two: it’s time for the phone call.
Big anticlimax: my main interviewer is in a meeting. I leave a message and she will ‘hopefully’ get back to me. We shall see.
It’s been three months since I actively started my intensive job hunt in TV and I’m three interviews down. I remain decidedly not employed in the industry but still sure that it will happen… although where, when and how, even when an interview is staring me in the face, I am, evidently, still in the dark about!*
*Two weeks later I get offered the job from interview number three, so I’ve taken it. Interview two has still never got back to me. Their loss.